I Love A Girl in Uniform

It’s been a week or so since I got back from the Super Billiards Expo and I’m feeling a little blue.  Sure, the Expo was fun and I miss hanging with all my buddies from there, especially that guy Jake from PoolTees.

Frank T. Dawg and Jake from PoolTees.com

What I’m really bummed about though is this gal I met at the airport on the way back to Denver.  We met while waiting for our flight.

She was so nice and so pretty.  We got to talking and I found out that she’s a bomb sniffing dog for the military.  My own personal Hurt Locker.  Since she was on leave, she was clearly on the prowl, and that’s when things got a little bit inappropriate.

Apparently our PDA’s were too much for Mike and her master, because they decided to separate us.  Sadly, I never even caught her name.  Instead, I just have to sit here in the PoolDawg world headquarters pining for my beautiful GI Jane.  Such is the life of a travelling mascot.